Owl Diaries: A Woodland Wedding



Published by: Scholastic
Written by: Rebecca Elliot
(C) By Author, 2016
ISBN 978-0-545-82558-0







Summary:

Mrs. Featherbottom is quite the threat. Both lights on her feet, she seems to have swept our little owl, Eva's, teacher Mr. Plumage. Quite the appropriate name, if you ask me.

While light on the ears, our heroine leans the value of teamwork by gathering her owl friends to help with Mrs. Featherbottom's wedding.

I would recommend this book because it's light on the brain and fun to read with the kiddies. But it must be added, by the master, that something naughty must be said about this delicious little treat. With a mystery at foul, these peasants seem to really enjoy finding a pearl necklace.

If perversion is your game, this one has a happy ending.




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