The Difference Between a Tattle Tail and a Secret

Little Mouse's "Big Secret"
Éric Battut
Sterling ISBN
 978-1-4027-7462

I like to think of Apples as a symbol for forbidden fruit. To me that is a sexual reference. As a joke I like to call it the butthole. Amy Adams to me is a perfect Apple. Red too.

I like to say Yum when I eat my red Apple. She tastes delicious, and even better when cleaned. Make sure to wipe her well and use a bidet.

If you are going to hide your Apple, however, make sure you plant it in fertile soil. I like mine in a water vase to be honest.

And please, share it when you can.

              --Amy