The Book Peruse

Little Mouse's " Big Secret " Éric Battut Sterling ISBN  978-1-4027-7462 I like to think of Apples as a symbol for forbidden fruit. To me that is a sexual reference. As a joke I like to call it the butthole. Amy Adams to me is a perfect Apple. Red too. I like to say Yum when I eat my red Apple. She tastes delicious, and even better when cleaned. Make sure to wipe her well and use a bidet. If you are going to hide your Apple, however, make sure you plant it in fertile soil. I like mine in a water vase to be honest. And please, share it when you can.               --Amy

What's a rock?                                                           Rock Collecting They're everywhere!                                                  ISBN: 0-02-661009-4 Every-one is different...                                              Copyright (c) -- 2000 by SRA/McGraw-Hill Older rocks are hard     to find--         Rocks are useful..- Board games, herny..   ---spielberg.

They're usually small... (C) 1963, Pacific Press Association Library of Congress Catalog Card: No. 63-19959 By Arthur S. Maxwell It's about sex!!! Female orgasm!!! She needs one!!! If she ain't getting any, she ain't happy!!! I need one so bad!!! Lesbian sex is the end time!!! Once they reach there, you know Jesus had a sex change!!! The body of Christ is now a woman's body!!!!

Published by: Scholastic Written by: Rebecca Elliot (C) By Author, 2016 ISBN 978-0-545-82558-0 Summary : Mrs. Featherbottom is quite the threat. Both lights on her feet, she seems to have swept our little owl, Eva's, teacher Mr. Plumage. Quite the appropriate name, if you ask me. While light on the ears, our heroine leans the value of teamwork by gathering her owl friends to help with Mrs. Featherbottom's wedding. I would recommend this book because it's light on the brain and fun to read with the kiddies. But it must be added, by the master, that something naughty must be said about this delicious little treat. With a mystery at foul, these peasants seem to really enjoy finding a pearl necklace. If perversion is your game, this one has a happy ending.

By Ralph Schoenstein Simon & Schuster ISBN: 0-671-43796-8 Review So, I don't hate preppies. Let me just preface by saying that. But I must admit, this book is kinda funny. It's like the CIA compiled a handbook for the rest of us, because, uh, we don't fit in? But there's a problem tho. Which mainly is this: what the hell is a preppy, if we all seem to fit into one of the categories listed here. They include Greaser, Jock, Nerd, and Freak, and to be honest, I seem to fit into both the Nerd and the Freak. But like most greasers, jocks are the worst. But to get back to my main point, it's kinda funny, in a Mad kind of way. But uh, the images are corny, and yeah, my copy has turtles on the front. So maybe a forgery? I swear, the FBI wrote this, but the CIA might have had it's hand in this toybox too. Contact: Michael Medlen 153 Franklin St. New York, NY 10550 419-214-2721 medlenink@gmail.com

Hey kiddos, David Lynch here. It's time to review a favorite of mine, called "Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots," about a little boy and girl who get themselves in trouble for pulling pranks on their new school teacher. The boy's name is Eddie, and he hates being told what to do. So to get back at Mrs. Jeepers, he tries to disrupt the class, but not before the teacher pulls Eddie asides and into his office, where, she uh, fucks him. I swear it's about a blow job and a school teacher that spanks a child, but some just throw their hat in the gutter. Now where's my mind... --Perverted Lynch