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Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots | Book Review
Hey kiddos, David Lynch here. It's time to review a favorite of mine, called "Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots," about a little boy and girl who get themselves in trouble for pulling pranks on their new school teacher. The boy's name is Eddie, and he hates being told what to do. So to get back at Mrs. Jeepers, he tries to disrupt the class, but not before the teacher pulls Eddie asides and into his office, where, she uh, fucks him. I swear it's about a blow job and a school teacher that spanks a child, but some just throw their hat in the gutter. Now where's my mind... --Perverted Lynch
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